Do Not Leave Your Baggage On The Floor

Unattended desire, do not leave your baggage on the ground. In a sound moment of reasoning you whisper to yourself for future reference but all that is inferred is a longing for an existence beyond the reach of pale unaffected wisdom. In these moments of doubt throughout, you will find what you fear the most. A host of delusions and incisions on your wanting. An uninterrupted gentle guide to your desires and an escape that is as imminent as it is weary of your coming. Forlorn figures cut swathes through the majesty and for an instant the clarity it finds will be lost amongst those closest to you. Reject it if you will but by definition it shall be so. For whatever you think of time, there’s one thing it will never be. On its knees.

Well…

I think that should suffice by way of an introduction don’t you?

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Letter to a Stranger

Friendly stranger, what is my wish?

Forget all along what you hoped you would find and just enjoy this time. Wish for many more, bait your breath, puff out your chest and forget all the rest. So for now sit patiently awaiting permission, this war of attrition. Things are what they are and life is a funny mistress. Flashes of smiles now burnt into memory. Forget and avow me just a few more hours, for something draws me in and it’s hard to say what. Forget me not. We know so little and the world exists for it’s complications but sometimes smiles can overcome and be for all at one.

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If You Can Read This, You Don’t Need Classes.

Intriguing ecstasy grant me my final hour.

Project unto me all that was believed and all to be conceived. Was it not for these feelings you wandered out of the dark in the first? Place upon your heart the weight of all that has come and drive it forth. Dagger face North. The polar existence and twilight resistance shall shadow you not , see all that it’s got. Intrinsic dances and intriguing stances of morality and reason, these words must be treason. Don’t swallow it whole, dissect and evolve. Your tongue granting lashes, sardonic batted lashes and forget all that was taught, no victims reward can follow you down with all those around. Straighten the gait or lose all to fate sponsored treason , mud-slinging pleasing your senses they trust all that they must yet remember ye this while you sit back in bliss that once mentioned ecstasy riddled extra perceptory minds full of blind unyielding whispers and foolish brother sisters. Need you say more?

I was hoping for war.

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Mystery Found

Petty wanderings. Indiscreet pondering. Where shall we now? Increasing speculation mounted on his shoulders. And wisdom barely illuminated the shadows below. Fear of dissemination whispered above the pall. Words of deflection emanated high amongst the branches of bankless channels. Eerily the majesty stepped forth and discovered her wanting. Now’s the time, the time is now. Frozen down the smiles will frown, holding forth from miles surround. Drifting North the thousands crowd and life surrounds. Falling now they held them down, softly calling for the sound. Mystery found. Eternal scrounge. Thousands crying for the now and change abounds from well worn towns. Hold them down, they’ll soon surround. Unborn slumbers melded their time. Wishing wells and mystery bells. Forty six and seventy nine. Or something like that.

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Punctuate If You Dare

Her demands are feeling shouldered. The burden of proof lies in her existence. Drenched and entrenched wisdom barely seeps through. Undernourished humanity exists solely for profanity’s sake but not for what she will endure. The wisdom of strangers ever apparent danger lies quickly on the wake, poured burden on the gate and locked entries exist within moments. Fleeting, lengthened, unspoken brevity and empathy. Sun rattled sabres or life’s scattered razors, implicit remorse from existence divorced and met with the sanity upon which she had once managed to entice you and remind you and cover all with the blinds through open scattered windows the prowler runs latitude of solstice and Sundays remember the many who have brought you to this place, deny them strange face and delight in the knowledge that once you reside on the moon or the tide of feelings and anger unbounded scattered pandering to people not worth a mere second of your girth and it all come to nought and come down with the hurt of knowing you could have done more had life been slightly less of a bore then you will have moved on from what one might call drudgery and earth moving sludgery enriching the earth was your worth just a curse or did she use it to achieve more than what you though she wore on her sun batting lashes and shy manicured stashes of barely veiled feeling s and in times feel remorse for all that others lost but it’s time to meet with the maker and date her and fuck her and fuck you

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I Was Just Thinking…

Confining consciousness was never the easiest thing to do. In a matter of opinion it stretched beyond other worldy impulses and fought it’s way through more than you gave for itself to be free. In the interest of passing fashions it fled itself with gay abandom and drove home the mystery for which a small fee must be set. Nothing is free and if it is then its not going down the path within which there is ever growing room for enlightenment and stark contrasts to the eternal stationing of perpetual desires to set forth from this mire. It is indeed strange witness to the scene that can bare forth all your dreams. Be they mislaid on the table right or left who’s to say what is best. All the same, plain, mundane but in the blink of an eye the trend can die and be forever lost on the place mat at a cost. Desire is the currency and rejection is for sale in this glass of dark ale and your whiskey dreams let you mislead what you’d seen. Believe it to be so and your dreams may grow but if they crash down, things brought from then leave it behind. Or take it up again I don’t know it’s not really my problem either so hassling me would be like shaking a tree devoid of branches. Sure it may be fun for a while but the action is ultimately pointless. It can give you nothing, like talking to you.

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Pretty Dire The Slide (editing is for pussies)

Interesting viewpoint ill grant you that but i wouldn’t have thought so Im afraid. Too bad she bade him farewell from the two tone hell encapsulated in his heart and longing drew strength from the dark. Entwined, entrapped, in brevity find your time you’re mine is nothing else fine? Too bad sit back, relax . Pretty dire the slide. To nothing exonerating wisdom and teeth for your bed your pillow awaits the twists of fate and earthly disinterest becoming your mistress. Beseech me to deal with the painful blood zeal that feeds your desire you weren’t born for the fire. Relax i said. Sit back and enjoy the show for tomorrow shall bring more endless to and fro your head in a bed and blanketed colours abound all over your sign rendered hours, just sift through the flowers and wreaths for your life and clothes for your wife. No more cotton dandies and pumpkin skinned candies. All rotten your teeth no blood left beneath. Just cavity upon calamity this should just stop here.

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The Rest Is Lost

Cometh the man cometh the dour princess all dressed in satins and whites, shuns you with a stare that speaks volumes if you’d dare to listen. To her dainty feet from a sidled street you wish you had flown. An entrance unknown.

Silence greeted her response. Had it been imagined or was it true? This is for you to decide. Do not hide inside and bide your time. The sea rolls on and your cloud has formed. Wisp away my sweet. To the night retreat. Longing and lust not trust is now. The rest is lost.

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This is a post. That’s not a post, THIS is a post!!!

Would you die for the hunger you no longer have?

Intrepid fear and abandon led you to this place
Now you’ve arrived, take stock
Mock me not

For when it all comes to naught you’ll be sure to see all that I ever felt
And place yourself on the altar of knowing
What is right is no longer fair
Solitude greets you with a smile
For all the while, her stubborn denial wishes you well into the night
Place the fear above what is left
For its path is what is dear to you

Insipid testament to the brevity of the wisdom beneath the furnace
Hearth and home, nights alone and wishing moans
In the wonderment and scantily clad, thinly veiled ideals
Follow them and you shall be right
Deny them for the righteous and endevour to hear the wisdom of words
Earthly thirds of the lot beseech you within
Her humble lashes implore you to begin.

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A Mission Statement

Clandestine wisdom dictates shortcomings be resolved with a clarity not often afforded to the other kind. Not only would it prove ineffectual but may perhaps unwind preconceived notions of existing ideals.

Either way it scares me I spose

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The Hirsute of Happiness

Inadvertent musings set you on the path and in a sense a lot can be forgiven given the right light. All throughout periods of longing and lust you trust what you must in order to survive. Its this inherent fear of loneliness that brings you to concede ground where there once was no sound reason to do so. It was not a necessary trick of the imagination that led to the slaughter of ideals. It was a necessary highlighted imperative and cultural stipulation; whereupon the need outweighs the devils drive.

Trust in lust and your world shall be pure. Perhaps not in the illiterate sense, but somewhere hidden in the lipstick stained sheets and shirts there is a certain truth that longs to be found. Forever lost is what she thought you would be. Now she has you on her knees and it’s the best way forward as far as she can see. Subjugation delivers you forth to her arms and thine divine impulses will always deliver what is wanted, more than what’s best. But for your day of rest you shall have your eternal reward, and be delivered forth on the doorstep of failure. You will see what eternity holds in the night for your crimes.

But forever more there will be one who can forgive but not forget. This petty exchange and derision based on submission but in the end bend to her will for she holds the key. Happiness is merely a reflective vision by which we perceive ourselves, and light can once more shatter these dubious fair delusions. It was always a mystery to you how this series of decisions and moments came about. Where was the seed and what was the need to be here laying in silence? Staring at the beauty you once held out hope for. Now you’ve found it you fool what are you going to do? Does man just need a challenge or the reward? Strive for it, seek it out. Is it this challenge that feeds your desire or is it more?

Can you ever be truly happy in her reflection? It was for this very minute you had lived the thousand days before. It was for that touch and that smile that you had wondered in out of the cold. Life cannot deliver to you forever that with which you can be content for a while. You must seek that which you need to know. To hold her is to taste fear. To know her is to hold her near. To feel the breath, to breathe in her neck. The bead of sweat the lone regrets all wash over and seal your existence. She is not for an instant. Was love ever for you?

He whispered.

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Your Day Is Not Your Right

Neatly twist the wheels of fate. Turn the handle on what it is your angle and never be followed by people who wish to wallow in the fact they are not.
It is this reasoning which shall deliver forth a new lease on the strength of your feet, to set you straight and deliver you to the gate.
Do not be put off by its strength and iron cast will, but see it as a challenge.
Merely a hump in this dump you wish to maintain.
Let the clutter embrace you, and your soul shall be your reward.
Were it not for such sound reasoning, all would be forgiven yet you have given nothing. You contribute nothing to this time and you seek nothing from the crimes you commit yet you encroach on me all the same.

Your day is not your right.

This is not a contest nor a game. Merely a flattering insult to your rich tapestry of senses and a new order with which you can follow with your garb, so black and snug.
You missed the point but did you care?
As long as you were seen to be, then in your eyes you are.
Destroy the fabric with which you have stitched yourself together.
Tear the clothes from the womb you cling to so tightly, with teeth ever so whitely painted on your back to help you with your load.
You are not what your reflection tells you.
The emptiness you would feel were it not for a few kind words from people even shallower and cheeks sallower than your own.
That which you own is not all you are. It is not your perfume or your style, it is the smile that true beauty brings or did you forget this all amongst your ruby studded laces and tinted lace braces?
An exposition of your sole is what I seek. Are you strong or for the weak?
Set your stall and punch the wall but who is in the right? Do I have the right to condemn you to the plains?
The fires within which we all burn have never been so bright. Are you right? Am I to say? Or has bitterness turned the other cheek? Bring forth that which you seek and in an instant your image shall be pure.
To who it matters not, so keep your cloth you clot, and see to it that I see you on the other side. Naked and stark. The light no longer dark and see what you will.

Your time or mine?

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Testingtons Disease

Intentional misgivings placed upon his heart a conventional wisdom achieved solely through consternationary achievements
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My 32nd Sexual Encounter

32nd or 30 second….

thirty second or thirty second

could get confusing….

My thirty second sexual encounter.

Hmmmmmmm…………….

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All I Can Hear – I Me Mine

Inventive perspective played its part more often than art shone through the shades to illuminate the morning stains. Wretched satins and nylons cast aloft and intrigued patterns danced before your eyes in the suns morning effect. Like dancers twirling for the crowd your eyelids flutter making sinless clouds. Ever lasting impressions greet you with abandon and run away faster than you can fathom. Was it real or imagined? Did that shining mean all that it could have or was it denied before it brought forth all it should have? In an instant the whisper makes you calm and the warm sweet breath raises not an alarm. Love and longing greeted you that day and since tomorrows promise once led you astray its better to sit back and let it all wash. Let her coolness calm your tensioned features. Wouldn’t you have wanted it this way? Id have clearly thought so. The extension of this paradigm is a shift in degrees of relativity when compared to the finite dimensions within which you have always regarded yourself. An inability to maximize external thought and project inner quandaries upon her significant other worldly beauty. She was always the one who could arouse such suspicions yet spent a great a deal of her time making you feel small and insignificant. A passing glance or catch of an eye would bring you back forthwith and to see that smile was always to make it worth the while. For her sun shone like the stars and could not hear the expanse of your song for the howling became too incensed were it to draw near. The positivity of her reaction to your touch may have left you for dead but a cunning smile was always worn and led to suspicions. In an interrupted sleep you would awake and stare endlessly and aimlessly. Thoughts not needed for it was comfort. She was there and as you regaled in this on the cool evening breeze floating through the window and cooling the sweats of passion you felt joy for the first time that day. Laying there silent she was anything you wanted her to be. A mother, a lover. In silence she understood your thoughts, your pain, your anxieties, fears and trepidations. She did not mock. That laughter out of kindness that never the less felt so incredibly cruel to behold. In silence she never mocked. Awake could be done with a look but asleep was perfection. Could any love be more real than now? Stroke the bead of sweat from the brow, the hair stuck to the forehead, cheek squashed in an innocent sleeping pose like the most beautiful child. If only she knew what I had thought in those instants. The horror, the betrayal, the devotion, the love, the bitterness. Far better to be tempered with words no matter how fiery they may become. Far better tempered, even in anger.

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I wROTE a pOEM

I wrote a poem and I didn’t like it

So I made it a blog and now I hate it

Then I deleted it and it was gone

Now I’m happy again

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Obscene is the Gesture

Obscene is the gesture once created for nurturing her young on the back of recent successes. It wasn’t as if no-one had heard the murmurs and inherently rumbled dissention amongst the ranks it was more a case of first in best served to suit the detractors. Finalising wishes was never high on the agenda of the esteemed council diatribe yet it wouldn’t seem out of place to suggest it came from within. Suggestion is often seen as the first important step to assimilation and distraction is merely a cause for reflection. If it were not for the lesser of two greats then she would never have seen it coming. Down the road a night owl stooped and peered through the engaged scenesters to reveal a darkness that not one of them had thought to reveal. With a sense of dread she made her way to the council chambers to hear what was to be put forth at last nights meeting. The steps clambered ominously and drew her arched heels in like an old maid carrying your love on her broad shoulders. Its that very weight that leads to broken hearts and bones. Did anyone ever think of lightening the load on the poor wretched woman? She cannot be your water bearer for life and loss. She bore the fruit now wish her well. No more meaning gleamed from smiles and faces in the mud. No more howling and wishing forth a new dawn for no one there cared to begin with. Only yourself to blame when it all comes to naught. Only each other to blame when it all should have been sought. Your reckoning was to not have seen her but she was there. You can never deny her that. Only in a listless passing thought could she have conceived of your intentions and begging for forgiveness just seems a little senseless. When all she wanted was a whisper. A simple truth spun over kind words. Could it ever be given or were you simply too selfish to oblige? The night carried on yet as she approached the iron door she heard a voice. What it said will never be known. Imperceptible to more than just many. Inescapable for less than a few but with a view to this hue she strained for the sound. It was her knocking, hammer brought down. Justice served for her purpose revealed. Justice served for her conscious concealed.

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Greetings Hairy Traveller

Inopportune victims fell silent to the marching crowd proceeding right above the pass where wenched lasses greet with a toothless smile and all the while for a quarter mile along pastures new and moonlit hues gathered together from the dew like a rain in quiet night’s fog for all to see the brothers three met the bushes from the grass and crept inside eyes open wide for the mystery laden farce of seven nights and fairground lights dazzling for the crowd in little lanes and store bought frames hide a picture you could paint if there wasn’t something you once knew and sprung to the table to all who are able and managed to be here tonight for these festive mystery blights on one’s soul hidden deep beneath the troll like hair and who could quite dare to be given up to what was made in the days before we were bade to bid farewell to our dream like knell and knaves they did become, outgrew what they’d become but forsake it they could not for all they had they got through luck and nothing more this victory is the score for those left untroubled and their worth of memories doubled, took on a new significance and mentioned her’s was difference and given what was before she knew that bare legs straw did itch and scratch, broke the camels back so suffice to say, with the dawning of day bought adventures fresh and new like the wings of Hayle’s muse and comfort reigned in the idle haze of drawing from the strewn and ashen blunders of ripped and torn skies thundered from all around and scorched the ground and few but far anew the world withdrew and left it for the men now few.

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Generous Genomes

In general the General generally generalised generic genomes and geniality generously

He did you know…

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Wish you were here, coz it sucks!!!

Swallows fly through hollows as weeping willows wallow
A marked intention is worth three in the hand
One in the bush is not a great place to get it
Every wish from the street seems more plausible
In time will be seen the river’s nautical
Miles come in kilos and windows were in frames
All the banal and all the mundane
Things are less complicated than first once were was
Yet all seems the same as was there once is
In season and reason your fellow man’s treason is
…..line….
Forty nights and desert daze
Lead me to the promise of….
Nah…lost it

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Leave them alone,they can’t help it

Does everything round come in a cup?
Is two not enough or too many?
Likely isn’t the word you’re looking for
Microscopy and salad tv dinners infront of the radio
Studying ancients and humble dwellings
Mixed emotions forebade the actual sitting
Frozen still nightscapes wake your slight frame
Eaten shards of comfort’s warmth
Homes abound in natures good intentions
Cant sleep in for life’s pretensions
Although they make a nice pillow sometimes

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BOREDOM

Dingy nights, where dark pub lights burn bright eyes as red as sand
He held her down, his hopes he drowned, all as he held her hand
This news she said, flew through his head and he QUICK! He needed a double
His reply with a sigh, felt like denial, boy was he in for some trouble
This moment passed but the feelings they last, just for that little while longer
Its not all but fair with her whiskey blonde hair that he couldn’t feel any stronger

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Goosedown Blackberries Make You My Mother

- an essay in post cultural evolutionary standards in education ; a critique of cultural relativism in the modern era.

In modern methodological surveys of north-western standards and imputational district services it is an often lost point of reference in determining sequential evidence theories known as fact to the lesser great industrial service sector.
It’s a seldom explored area which upon closer inspection would appear to warrant a more direct approach starting from the ground up and particularly in certain circular industries that thrive off and upon themselves and for all intents and purposes, each other.
While most educational authorities will attempt to discredit this critique it is no doubt a matter that warrants consideration and a curtailing of modern standard educational techniques.

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The Moscow Evening Standard

Yesterday on the moors of bonny Scotland, Lachlan whispered a particularly delightful and somewhat enchanting nothing to the companion with whom he was travelling. She was a fair maiden indeed. A roving reporter from Moscow TV come wandering across Christendom to seek her fortune and a juicy story to boot. Ignacious the little Scottish terrier she owned had led her to this place and she was delighted that the first person she encountered should be such a handsome, esteemed and well groomed gentleman such as Sir Lachlan. At first he could not believe his eyes as this fair blonde maiden sparkled through the eerie quiet morning mist of the moors like a tram’s headlights in the fog. A beauty such as this did not come along every day out here. Lachlan led her along to his cabin and shyly bade her to sit down at the nearest chair he could find. He wasn’t disturbed when he found out she was a reporter, for he felt he had nothing to hide and wouldn’t have thought that the Moscowans as he affectionately called them would really give a tinkers cuss for his stories or indeed the stories of anyone he knew.

Her face was indeed beautiful yet devoid of any particularly distinguishing features.Those features that were distinguished, on anyone else may have indeed added up to an altogether rather unattractive person, yet somehow on this little blonde face everything sat and radiated such a warmth that he scarcely needed the roaring fire that had suddenly engulfed his home and was beginning to spread over the countryside like sour sobs in a garden. And as he himself caught alight and shrieked in agony, Rosetta the reporter jotted everything down meticulously so that she may finally have the story she needed to make it big with the Moscow Evening Standard. She’d show that pesky Dimitry Rolkinov a thing or two about heart string pulling reporting even if she had to suture the string to the hearts herself. Of course Lachlan was perplexed as to why she did not even lift a finger to help him seeing as though she was holding a pale of water yet he listened calmly as she explained that his death would bring about a greater good and perhaps even a 5000 rouble a year raise for her. Thomas accepted this with a final gargling noise and collapsed in a smouldering heap. Rosetta kissed his charred corpse goodbye and made way for the train station. It was going to be a long ride back to Moscow but she had a story to write and a good journalist never sleeps.

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Question to Dylan Thomas

In 25 poems or less explain why death shall have no dominion.

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Guess Who

Travelling weary journeymen had tales beyond the pale yet none surmounted the Count’s delectable striving for the hirsute of happiness,it lied with a brush with fame and fortunes on the rise. This would have made the average person wary but beyond the pale and above the rail lay a master craftsmen who knew a fair artisan, a conductor of a bus in a town that share must, lest it become frail like bitten off edge nails .Fortune favoured the fair game hunter whenever there was a story to be muttered of rising fortunes which forever left you waiting, the game is new and bracing, yourself will hold no relevance to third parties who are true to their benevolence yet leave all quivering in their wake as a good dead person should; for if not, then ‘twas wrong of all to assume that nothing in the room could hold her to the facts of nothing held back. Was it wrong of me to assume such things? You cant be held responsible for my inactions I’ll give you that.

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100 ways to Jarb on the Farbleheist

1) eat more protein jacks
2) try 47 flavours of fruit and see
3) forget yesterday was today
4) remember tomorrow wasn’t that good
5) twix dreams
6) microdot salad surgery
7) invent an artificial shoe horn
8) trident soup
9)Write down your partner’s flaws
10) burn the list and chastise yourself warmly
11) insensitivity
12) incestuous incense
13) romote controlled batteries
14) incendiary forgiveness
15) give up at 15

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Sanctioned Deliverance

I was so dying to have a little sleepy at work
Fred said the veg was in the drawer
Who’s complaining now the streets are paved
Forty nine plus 1 is the answer key
Insert it to win a prize fight with t-bone jack
Trust me you’ll never win
Fine in the end is all he could say
Master trusts the sanctioned deliverance
Faster screamed the child in the night
Over tomorrow and under the dawn
My brain is tired….a yawn

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Gratuitous Fortitude

Marty said his hit parade started 40 minutes ago
Trudy was true to her word

Fortune favours the cold hearted
Is that what you heard from the white walls???

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Dear diary….

I tried to read a book the other day…..

Didn’t happen

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You and Me Makes Three

Johnny tried to explain but couldn’t.

Seventy-two equations all came up with the same response:

WHAT?

Far above Eden and Silicon Valley who needs to hide their shame?

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punctuation

flying the time went by in my mind with a cheap bottle of wine this all seemed somehow familiar to the one and his daughter whose thirst quenched by water just thinking she oughta lead him to slaughter for his life must be shorter than hers and whats worse is the hurt that hurts worst that flowed through her girth like windless rain thunder missing whats right gone asunder to trap all entwined her fate became mine and I was left on my knees never heard myself say please before her with her ways stringing me through days of endless lust wonder how I wanted to plunder her for her mind and body but left not for dead the old images in his head shook off from the plains it was just such a strain to find himself more than she with her flaws but yet hope still remained and now the suns daze has led her to him she cant help but grin at him and his smile for it was worth all the miles of endless footprints in sand all but none sink from knee deep sun dried mud and hence filled with blood like grapes from a vine his love was divine not like gods and his sons but earthly warm and glum

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A list for a lists sake

1. Joe is short for Joey which is in turn short for Joseph which is the masculine of Josephine who, if rumours are to be believed, is suffering from a bad case of the clap.

2. Apples are not actually missing an app and the word would be missing an s anyways if that were true.

3. Mission Impossible movies always seem to end with the mission being completed…I don’t get it…

4. Peaches Mangoes Peaches like to hold flags in communist arenas.

5. Flags hold onto poles. Unless of course the pole in question was around in 1939 in which case he would have been shot.

6. Red and Yellow and Pink and Green. Purple and Orange and Blue. That’s all there is. That’s what your children are being taught to believe.Fight racism everywhere. Unless it’s positively enforced that is. That’s USA O.K.

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English 101

There are this many ways to spell an “ort” sound….

Thwart
Court
Brought
Port
Naught
Torte

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